T-Rex

My sisters have always made fun of my delicate neck.  As it turns out my neck and shoulders are where my pain is the worst.  My sisters say my neck is just way too thin to support my head...I say I would rather have a delicate neck than a linebacker's....booyah!  Would you like to hear more about how these "sweet" ladies torment me?  I have T-Rex hands.  What might that be?  Small, delicate hands.  They on the other hand (pun intended) have man hands so any T-Rex joke that comes along floats my way.  I admit, it is all in good fun and I am proud of my delicate features, I'm sure they tease because they are jealous...hehe..but it makes you wonder sometimes is my neck too small for my head?  Ok stop laughing.  No really.  I joke with my doctor telling him I would be great if I could get a spine and head transplant, ha! if only I could do that  :).   You and I know a new spine and head really wouldn't fix anything because FM is more pervasive than those two areas.  It's all over my body.  It's in the fascia all over like a big bruise and in my wrists, elbows, hips, knees, shoulders--in the form of giant knots with spasms, TMJ, bladder issues, digestive problems, itching, chills, memory issues, nausea/lack of appetite and the list just goes on...  I like to call fibromyalgia "The gift that keeps on giving!"  I say this because I'm always finding something else that the doctor attributes to the fibro... YAY!!  I think he needs confetti and balloons in his office and every time he tells me something new they should drop, just for effect.  He could also hire a Joe Manganiello-esque nurse and he could do the Price is Right type of presenting just to make it "that much more special".  I really don't think I'm asking for much.  Do you?  :)